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Auslander draws upon his upbringing in an Orthodox Jewish community in New York State to craft stories that are filled with shame, sex, God, and death, but also manage to be wickedly funny and poignant.

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Keep the message but get rid of the bottle

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The rabbi was fed up with his congregation. So, he decided to skip the services on Yom Kippur, the holiest day on the Jewish calendar, and instead go play golf. Moses was looking down from heaven and saw the rabbi on the golf course. He naturally reported it to God. Moses suggested God punish the rabbi severely. As he watched, Moses saw the rabbi playing the best game he had ever played! The rabbi got a hole-in-one on the toughest hole on the course. Moses turned to God and asked, "I thought you were going to punish him. Do you call this punishment?!" God replied, "Who can he tell?" Offended? Puzzled? Then best not to read the rest of this review as Beware of God by Shalom Auslander, a compilation of his short stories, moves you into dark, poignant, bittersweet, mocking stories where God has to kill you in order to keep the books straight, or monkeys suffer suicidal consciousness. In "God is a big Chicken" that what God is and Yankel Morgenstern back from the dead has to tell the truth or live the lie. "Holocaust for the Kids" is a montage of apparent quotes and facts and family comments that show up the horror of the Holocaust. Some of the common themes are animals with human awareness, God dealing with human dilemmas, humans not understanding how God works (the near death experience is not God saving you but God's aim being off that day), families struggling and relationships failing. Many of his stories are coloured by his upbringing in a narrow Judaism. As Shalom Auslander says about his highly acclaimed memoir Foreskin Lament, (which if you want to pass my way please feel free). I was raised in a small ultra-Orthodox Jewish community in New York; picture a madrasa somewhere in Taliban Town, change the head coverings to yarmulkes, switch the Korans for Old Testaments and that's pretty much it. The book is about my life under the thumb of an abusive, belligerent God, and the long-term emotionally crippling effects the fundamentalism of my youth has had and continues to have upon me. But funny. I suppose it didn't help that my father on Earth was as abusive as my Father in Heaven. Good times, good times. Its this self-depreciating, prick pomposity humour that drives these well written stories. Unlike many collections, this has diversity and surprise so it avoids the sameness of style or theme that weakens so many other collections. This is down to the quality and cadence of the writing as well as its humour as in this story when God goes to an Ad Agency. They did concept testing of a number of preliminary taglines and position statements. Nobody in the focus groups like "The Original and Still the Best", they were spilt on "The Porsche of Deities" and "Feeling Odd? Try God" met with consistent disapproval. One elderly woman took personal offence with the latter, as she understood the tagline to be suggesting that if she believed in God, she must be odd; a meaningful discussion nearly ensure, and an emergency plate of doughnuts was hurried in. Highly recommended, oh and readers in the UK could rush down to their local Works as the HB is on sale for only 99p. Let me leave the last word to Shalom. For general contact, comments, questions, requests, accusations, rants and tirades, email: Jackie@shalomauslander.com Please note that while I try to read all emails, I am quite busy with writing, whining, self-loathing, reading glowing reviews of the work of people other then me, complaining to my shrink, masturbating and intoxicating myself to be able to respond to every one, but I do appreciate them. The positive ones, anyway.

Laugh out loud funny, while poignant and deep

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Shalom Auslander proves himself to be a first rate talent with this classic collection of short pieces. Like his shorter essays in the New York Times Magazine, this is clearly written in the voice of someone destined to be well known as both humorist and author in years to come. SO what is with the vanished reviews and ratings( many of them five stars) for Foreskin's Lament, his recently published memoir? Is there a hidden agenda of religious censorship going on at Amazon? Shame on you!

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I found "Beware of God" to be an irreverant, yet still remarkably respectful, take on Judaism, Religion, Life, Death, Good, Evil and Human Consciousness itself. It's funny, tragic and consoling all at once.

Sharp wit and irreverent perspective.

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I read pratically the entire book in one sitting; it's hard to put down. These short, well-crafted stories are filled with memorable moments and lines, as well as a sincere and irreverent take on the whole god 'issue'. As a non-Jew, some (many, actually) references bypassed me completely, yet there was plenty more of the book to enjoy. This is a book that you'll find yourself rereading several times - and it'll still be funny. Of course, the humorless will find things to criticize, but there's no pleasing some people and happily Auslander didn't try.

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This book caught my eye as I was walking out of the bookstore. I opened it to "Bobo the Self-Hating Chimp" and didn't put it down until I finished "Heimish Knows All". I found it amusing, fresh, and thought provoking. When's the last time you were able to have a discussion with your rabbi about G-d as a big chicken?